- GPS is a very useful technology, but it helps to actually put the address you're trying to find in with the correct city… #
- I'm easy to spot in a seafood resturaunt. I'm the one guy in the whole place eating a steak. #
- Watching an awesome fireworks display: lightning dancing across the sky as a thunderstorm rolls over the ocean. Best show in town.
# - Is it wrong to promote a comic critical of Twitter ON Twitter? I hope not. Because some people just shouldn't tweet: http://bit.ly/99pQ2d #
- Everyone says once you touch an iPad, your opinions will chance. Well, they didn't. I STILL think it's just a big iPod Touch.
# - Quoth my wife this morning: "I have seen heaven, and it's the inside of a Krispie Kreme store." #
- Lady, I don't think "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" works on Siberian tigers. Then again, do you REALLY want an 800lb tiger to come when called? #
- I thought it was bad that the boy was wearing us out, but now he's wearing out the other kids! If only I could harness this energy… #


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