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I never understood why people abuse their infant children by dressing them up in obnoxiously cute costumes for Halloween, even though they’re way too young to ever remember it. Anyhoo, in keeping with this apparent age-old tradition, here’s our son’s first contribution. Since I didn’t get to carve our traditional jack-o’-lantern this year, we’ll have to settle for a squirming, smiling, farty one. Happy Halloween, all.
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Jeffrey T. Darlington is the creator of the popular online comic strip General Protection Fault. He is also the creator of a number of other inconsequential things, but seeing as they are inconsequential, he didn't think you should be bothered by mentioning them. More...
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Aaahh! So cute!
The real reason parents are compelled to do this? You wait until he’s a teen with a new date and show her all the baby pictures while he dies of embarrassment.
He’s adorable! i just wanna slobber all over his cute little cheeks.
Very cute, Jeff! There’s pictures of me holding my daughter in a jester costume with me wearing a jester hat. For my son’s first, my kids were both dressed as Blue while I was dressed as Steve.