Baby Stuff, Technology

Geeklet Lullabye

January 14th, 2007 by Jeff | Dump Core

To the tune of “Hush Little Baby”:

Hush little baby, don’t say a word,
Daddy’s gonna download Thunderbird.
And if Thunderbird won’t catch your spam,
Daddy’s gonna set up SpamAssassin.
And if SA won’t trap the lot,
Daddy’ll catch those jerks with a honeypot.
And once he’s blacklisted their IPs,
He’ll report their crimes to their ISPs.
And once the feds are knocking on their door,
Daddy’ll DDoS them back to 1984.
And once that scum succumbs to their fate,
You and daddy can deathmatch to celebrate.

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