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Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-01-30

January 30th, 2010 by Jeff | Dump Core

  • Boy sniffs candle. "Mommy, what it smell like?" Wife: "Almonds, I think." Boy: "It not almond! It smell pretty!" #
  • Google Voice auto-transcription keeps turning "Comodo" in voice mail spam into "commode". I think they're trying to tell me something… #
  • Hmm… Facebook reports "page not found" when I go to my profile. Is there something you want to tell me, Facebook…? #
  • So… the "iPad". Am I supposed to be impressed? Someone let me know when I'm supposed to be impressed. So far… I'm not impressed. #
  • So Firefox is coming to Android in February but you won't be able to surf the Web with it. An important bullet point was omitted there… #
  • No. I REFUSE to let it snow again. I've had enough. I'm standing in my yard, arms crossed and glaring at you, sky. Face my withering stare! #
  • Not sure if anyone is experiencing this, but GPF's host is reporting maintenance issues at our data center. Please forgive any downtime. #
  • I am paying for the sin of waking my parents at ridiculously early hours as a child. "Farmer Ben" is as bad or worse than "Farmer Jeff". #
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